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I have one crooked tooth and I am currently high on a Mario mushroom after listening to Strawberry Fields Forever, except my brain is actually being deep-fried by editing this homepage while hesitating every 3 fucking seconds. I am basically that one kid who rolled his eyes while trembling when someone told him Monster Energy makes you high. I also ate a hard cookie today.
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Greetings. I am i026, allegedly Loading days... alive, allegedly human, while spiritually I am a 1950s grandpa who accidentally discovered the internet at 11 and never recovered. A war occurs every day somewhere between my consciousness and the loading screen. I am sane (false). Everything I am is the manifestation of unrestricted internet access.
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He saw me sleeping in front of the river.
07.31.2026 // 23:08 [UTC-4]
There was a moment in which another consciousness, temporarily exiled...
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August 14, 2026 • 20:23
I have to clean and lick the plastic sign while Jesus stares intensely at me, his eyes rimmed with red.
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July 30, 2026 • 18:10
After finding the meaning of the tattoos, it's not so scary now.
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