i026NET

9.12.2026, 14:55 [UTC-4] I've launched my personal beef page, the media log. Finishing it felt like an eternity, it took me about 3 months to finish it because how tedious it was. Check it out.

9.2.2026, 13:47 [UTC-4] First update of the decade, despite the fact that there have already been updates, which makes this statement technically stupid.

i026NET V3, assuming V3 is even the correct way to describe whatever this increasingly sentient pile of code has become. There have been demos, prototypes, revisions, accidents, archaeological findings, and at least 3 different timelines where I considered deleting the entire thing and becoming a farmer, but V3 sounds official enough.

We have entered the war. We are under attack. Reality has apparently declared a personal grievance against us, so stop sitting there eating your toenails like a cognitively fermented goblin. It will not save you. You are not protected. Your HTML does not have a military exemption.

You will be bombed by a powerful machine called the universe.